Yoda

You're such a great Jedi knight,
teaching others how to fight;
you make them practise day and night
to defeat the empire.

They say that you're a workaholic;
though you're not a chocaholic
you may become an alchoholic
if you work on weekends.

Yoda, you've gotta take it easy.
I know that you can fight and maim and kill,
but Yoda, take a major chill pill.

Check your cholesterol,
your BP and, most of all,
your liver function for the toll
of your stressful lifestyle.
Someone's got to pay the rent,
but if all your life is spent
not taking off a moment,
you'll get sick and cranky.

When all is said and done,
a war on evil can't be won.
You won't be wishing for your gun
at your retirement village.

Yoda, you've gotta take it easy.
I know that you can fight and maim and kill,
but Yoda, take a major chill pill.

Try watching Kill Bill,
buy a new wardrobe,
try shave an earlobe,
call up the Fab Five,
go on a long drive,
take a vacation
with a relation,
go to Niagara,
take some Viagra,
go on a blind date,
you'll find a good mate,
remake your bedroom,
go buy a new broom...

An mp3 of the song can be downloaded here.

Copyright © 2004 Dejan Djurdjevic